Bar Bathroom Signs

(Wizard - this was sent to me in one of those wide ranging
emails that we all get at the office.)


"Friends don't let friends take home ugly men"
- Women's restroom
- Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

"Beauty is only a light switch away."
- Perkins Library,
- Duke University,
- Durham, NC

"If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives."
- Armand's Pizza,
- Washington, DC

"Remember, it's not, "How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
- Rest stop off Route 81,
- West Virginia

"Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity."
- The Bayou,
- Baton Rouge, LO

"No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit."
- Men's Room
- Linda's Bar and Grill,
- Chapel Hill, NC

"At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry."
- Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea,
- Tucson, AZ

"It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere."
- Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
- Wickenburg, AZ

"Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!"
- Women's restroom
- The Filling Station,
- Bozeman, MT

"If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal."
- Revolution Books
- New York, New York.

"If pro is opposite of con, then what is the
opposite of progress? Congress!"
- Men's restroom
- House of Representatives,
- Washington,DC

"Express Lane:
Five beers or less"
- Sign over one of the urinals
- Ed Debevic's,
- Phoenix,AZ

"You're too good for him."
- Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
- Ed Debevic's,
- Beverly Hills,CA.

"No wonder you always go home alone."
- Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
- Ed Debevic's,
- Beverly Hills,CA

and lastly the ladies favorite ~~~

"A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it."
- Women's restroom
- Dick's Last Resort,
- Dallas,TX

(Wizard's comment - Had to laugh at the name of the business
listed there, as well!! ;)

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